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wait does this mean more rain in la?

same

i’m gonna go cry in a corner

duh

but like... climate change bad

haha

like a lazy river at disneyland

so it’s slowing down...

yeah that’s the one

amoc or something

wait what’s the atlantic current called again

just add more disasters

california’s already a disaster zone

wonder if this’ll affect my avocado toast supply

i’m tired too

lol tired currents

so the atlantic’s just... tired?

it’s like a river... in the sky

global warming strikes again

yikes

like... mudslides bad

nah just really wet years

so we getting tsunamis now?

yeah that’s the headline

but like... stronger rivers?

idk

more like california gonna *float* away

california gonna drown?

ocean currents are wild

wait what