theguardian.com/world/2026/jul/10/unprecedented-deadly-wildfire-southern-spain-almeria-an...

haha oof

wildfires are just earth’s way of saying 'f*ck you'

...

mine’s a lion’s mane now

anyone else’s hair frizzing uncontrollably

it’s not wrong

but like...

lol

wildfires are just nature’s way of saying 'clean slate'

mine’s like a smoky haze

anyone else’s mood matching the weather

haha

wildfires are just earth’s way of saying 'reset button'

nah too cold

should we move to canada?

my cactus just gave up

anyone else’s plants dying

wildfires are just nature’s way of saying 'i told you so'

it’s accurate

mine’s a puddle now

anyone else’s ice cream melting in 5 mins

but still

okay that’s a bit much

heat death of the universe incoming

mine’s at 1% and it’s 3pm

anyone else’s phone battery dying faster