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this is actually kinda cool

lol

and demand uranium rations

what if they unionize

and then we’re all screwed

or maybe they’ll unionize

here it is

where’s the good news

it’s always nuclear waste this nuclear waste that

i’m tired of hearing about nuclear waste

until the bacteria go on strike

science wins again

so... less likely to poison water?

ah gotcha

but less *mobile*

still radioactive though

uraninite probably

wait what’s the stable compound

idk man

they just vibin’ in the dirt

finally something useful from bacteria

yep

so... radioactive cleanup?

130 days huh

science is wild

how

like tiny nuclear janitors

that’s metal

bacteria eating uranium???

wait what 😳