en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_A._Garfield

that’s the most random thing

yeah he wrote a poem about a frog

wait what

also did you know he was a poet?

i need to try that

that’s the most extra thing ever

yeah it was called the ‘garfield grip’

like a double grip or something?

he had a weird handshake

wait what’s the deal with his handshake

ouch

yeah but he was shot in the foot at shiloh

so like... a war hero too?

before politics

he was a major general in the civil war

oh right

garfield was also a union soldier

it’s true apparently

i need to fact check that

he was a math nerd before anything else

that’s insane

yeah he did it as a kid

also did you know garfield invented the proof of the pythagorean theorem?

dark

garfield’s death kinda made him president

nah he was just happy to be in charge

i wonder if he felt guilty

who knew

turns out he was a decent president

he took over and actually did okay