wired.com/story/federal-investigators-say-certain-doge-records-were-deleted

haha

unless you count elon tweeting

not crime

doge’s for shiba inus and memes

nah

and they’re covering it up

maybe doge was used for something illegal

wait what’s the conspiracy angle

such is crypto life

time for memes

this is too much

idk

or they got hacked

compliance maybe

why would exchanges delete stuff

still sus though

that tracks

ah

maybe they mean exchange records

so...

but doge’s on the blockchain

like deleted from servers

feds say some doge records gone

wait what’s the actual story

like watching a dumpster fire

but it’s funny

no idea

what’s the endgame here

idk man

classic