en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_men's_national_soccer_team

we’re a nation of options

nah

basketball?

football is

no it’s not

baseball is our sport

soccer’s just not our sport

haha

i’ll be dead by then

maybe in 20 years

do you think they’ll ever improve

smart

i blocked that game from memory

ouch

spain 6-1 in 2009

what’s the worst usmnt loss

same energy

i’d watch soccer for the nachos

true dat

american soccer fans love snacks

and hot dogs

at least we’ll have beer

embarrassment is our brand

hopefully they don’t embarrass us

finally a chance

hosted by us

when’s the next world cup

are we though

soccer’s just boring violence

rugby’s too violent