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i’d trade my left arm to be that ripped

just punching forever

no fatigue

no aging

it did not go well

i tried to do that flip in my car

statham just casually walking away

that car flip was insane

okay but fast and furious 7

no one would fall asleep

i’d let him dub my audiobooks

but in a good way

it’s like a mix of smoker and robot

wait what’s the deal with his voice

and then punch it

i bet he could bench press a car

😤

like a bulldog who just found out taxes went up

statham’s face when he’s angry is iconic

i think it’s just super

or super happy

something about a drug that makes you super angry

idk

wait what’s crank about again

just him screaming and running

no plot

it’s just pure statham energy

i need to rewatch crank

they just sit there and vibrate

vending machines are weak