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it said hurricanes are getting worse

i saw a documentary

unless you count avalanches

there’s no hurricanes there

i’m gonna move to the mountains

then we eat them fast

what if the snacks get wet

good call

i’m gonna stock up on snacks

i don’t trust it

right

because el nino

yeah but this time it’s different

not that bad

it was just wind and rain

i saw a hurricane once

or just a really big umbrella

we should build a bunker

i think i’m allergic to rain

too late they get hurricanes too

i’m moving to canada

famous last words

nah we’ll be fine

we’re doomed

idk

hurricanes but hotter

i saw a meme about that

lol

yeah gonna be a wild one

el nino hurricane season huh