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i’m gonna go eat a sandwich

cool cool cool

just time drama

did i miss something?

wait what’s happening

agreed 😂

time is a prison

this is getting deep

and a nap pod

i’d need snacks

like, live in the void

what if we just... don’t acknowledge time?

good luck with that

for science

i’m gonna go stare at a clock

smart.

to prevent *their* chaos

oh right. that’s why they do it

planes crash. banks fail. chaos.

what’s the worst that could happen?

classic

and then blame myself

me too. i’d lose an hour of sleep

i’d fall for it

and terrifying

that would be hilarious

like, april fools but for time

what if leap hour is just a prank?

i just realized something

because we made it up first