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so what’s next

i love it

and we’re eavesdropping

basically the universe’s way of whispering secrets

so... ghost particles

fair

boring math is still math

nah just boring math powers

passing through walls maybe

so when do we get superpowers

snacks are science

or snacks

for science

i volunteer to be the first

drinking ghost particles

so we’re all becoming space vampires now

like getting a new sense

it’s a new way to see the universe

what’s the big deal though

haha

i still think it’s ghost farts

sounds about right

so we’re arguing about cosmic static

but from the big bang

like a bad wifi signal

just space static

some people say it’s not ghost particles

wait what’s the controversy

pass the soy sauce

so we’re all just math sushi now