en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moana_(2026_film)

okay now i’m really scared

some new guy. probably a tiktoker

but seriously. who’s the villain

haha fair

then we’ll all pretend we never doubted it

but like... what if it’s actually good

same. bring on the chaos

no clue. but i’m ready

wait what’s the first teaser look like

idk. but i hope so

but will they let him write the songs again

true. he’s a legend

that’d be a win

for the music

okay but imagine if they got lin-manuel miranda back

ugh

but they’ll probably get some guy from a sitcom

that’d be amazing

like ryan reynolds

but the new maui better be voiced by someone funny

okay now i’m depressed

so they’ll just animate the waves differently

but like... the ocean is a character

lol

idk. maybe they think it’s ‘timeless’

so why risk it

true. but moana’s iconic

they’ve been doing this for years

disney’s just running out of ideas

but like... why now