bloomberg.com/news/videos/2026-07-09/30-year-real-yield-near-financial-crisis-level-video

sure

everything’s fine

this is fine

same

i’m out

great

or crash harder

maybe

so yields might drop?

oh right

fed meeting today

wait what’s happening now

🍻

this is why i drink

i’m just gonna drink

but fun

risky

or just shorting everything

haha

the s&p

i’m buying puts

bonds hate that

so?

yeah but growth’s trash

inflation’s under control

healthy? lol

or maybe it’s healthy

the economy’s toast

real yield at 1.5% means...

i just panic sell