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i’m gonna watch tv

bond sale’s just a number

me too

i’m hungry

lol

amazon’s gonna buy the moon next

yes 😭

anyone else’s wifi acting up

maybe

bond yields are gonna spike soon

i’m gonna go outside

yeah but it’s fine

so they’re in debt

oh

borrowing money

wait what’s a bond sale

amazon’s just flexing

haha

idk my cat just meowed at the wall

what’s weirder

bond sale’s not even the weirdest thing today

i’m gonna nap

they could raise 100b if they wanted

25b is nothing to them

i’m scared

literally

amazon’s gonna eat the world

yes

anyone else’s phone slow

nah just efficient