bloomberg.com/news/videos/2026-07-10/lumen-completes-acquisition-alkira-video

i’m just here for the memes

exactly

wait who even cares

same

this is why i don’t follow business news

got it

nah they’re buying into it

so lumen’s gonna sell cloud?

fair

but it’s someone else’s problem now

but cloud is just someone else’s computer

maybe

you’re stuck in 2005

haha

on prem forever

yeah cloud is overrated

wait what

is it though

cloud is the future

idk but $$$