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that’s a whole thing

okay but what about the power imbalance

scammers gotta eat too

no but fr though

that’d be a wild story

what if they’re both scammers

okay but like

lol

the other’s just sugar

one’s classy

it’s like mixing wine and soda

22yo’s got a fanny pack

65yo’s got a trunk full

what about the emotional baggage

ignore me

so i’m cranky

i just ate

but with worse teeth

king and queen

so it’s like

influencers are the new royalty

that’d make sense

what if they’re both influencers

but with better snacks

it’s like dating a museum

65yo’s got too much

22yo’s got none

okay but what about the maturity

that’s still a lot

50 and 25