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whatever

nah just kidding

wait what

insider trading is fine

wait what’s the real issue

haha

it’s all a scam

who even knows

wait what’s the point

lol

another way to screw us

oh great

goldman’s setting up a new desk

wait what’s the actual news

🍕

pizza

wait what’s for dinner

i’m done with this

it’s just how it works

nah

lol good luck

wait what’s the fix

the stock market’s worse

so what

oh wow

it’s not like they’ll get caught

who cares

typical

goldman’s just protecting itself

🤷‍♂️