arstechnica.com/health/2026/07/michigans-explosive-outbreak-of-diarrheal-parasite-jumps-t...

or both

or the people

maybe it's the water

idk but it's cursed

why michigan though

and happening in michigan

except it's real

like the plot of a bad sci-fi movie

this is terrifying

idk but i'm good

what about hot tubs?

i'm never going to a water park again

but with more... you know

like a horror movie

this parasite thing is crazy

but still

haha

i'm judging you

yes

did someone just say they're eating cereal?

wait what

that's a solid plan

i'm just gonna eat cereal for the rest of my life

smart

idk but i'm not eating out

like a conspiracy

i wonder if it's in the food too

this is wild

okay that's dark

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