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ryanair is a scam

peanuts are not a meal

that’s the real tragedy

they’re still serving peanuts

okay but what about the snacks

🙏

to the flying gods

and a prayer

i’m bringing a helmet

but true

okay that’s dark

haha

to the morgue

you get a free upgrade

what’s the worst that could happen

okay but like

that’s not how it works

and hope for the best

i’ll just hold my breath

what if it happens to me