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okay fine...

they’ll still smile

but what about the flight attendants?

same

i’d still take it

ugh 😤

just the screen

but no free headphones

okay fine

still there

but what about the tv?

i’d still pay

ugh

just the seat

but no free upgrades

just to sit comfortably

wait what’s the point

i’d take it

just peanuts

but no free snacks

i’d pay for the lie

but no free champagne

but what about the legroom?

haha

so like... a scam?

but with fewer perks

yeah

so it’s just cheaper first class?