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so you have to pay to enter

next they’ll add a turnstile

tourists with selfie sticks

who even tries to break in there

but still

probably just thicker wood

is it made of titanium or something

i need to see this door

this is peak america

idk but now it’s panic room 2.0

isn’t there already a panic room

or maybe a panic room in the basement

reinforced windows?

this is getting ridiculous

thieves with shears

who’s attacking the rose garden

next they’ll armor the rose garden

makes sense

so it looks tough on tv

i bet it’s for the cameras

it’s less iconic

why not just use the side door

*their* drawbridge

or a drawbridge

next they’ll add a moat

idk but now it’s bulletproof or something

isn’t the door already pretty secure

like they’re expecting a siege

to fortify the entrance

white house upgrading front door huh