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no way

shark sushi anyone

i’m hungry

okay but what’s for dinner

goblin shark is fresh

nah kraken’s old news

or a kraken

mermaid sighting

okay but what’s next

but underwater

like a horror movie

still creepy

probably science

or for science

just to scare people

of filming it alive

okay but what’s the point

like a nightmare

with the teeth

okay but what’s the deal

okay but what’s the vibe

that’s a crime

haha

evolution’s a joke

like why so ugly

with the face

like why film it alive