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haha

buy more kimchi futures

so what’s the move

never mind

wait what’s 4d chess

or just really bad at math

they’re playing 4d chess

ahhh makes sense

election year vibes

but like... why now

okay that’s actually terrifying

exactly

so... inflation but spicy

fermented cabbage

wait what’s kimchi

nah just eat more kimchi

or buy gold

so what’s the play

that’d make sense

or our debt

maybe they just like our malls

idk but it’s sus

wait what’s the plan though

like a frog in boiling water

slowly

so they’re buying up america

oh right

nah they’re just ambitious

haha oof

they replace the dollar with kimchi