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wait what

argentina’s trains are late

okay but swiss trains...

lol

argentina’s gonna win

swiss cheese is better with wine...

messi’s gonna retire soon

argentina’s chocolate is bitter

okay but swiss chocolate...

argentina’s gonna lose

swiss cheese is better with bread 🥖

messi’s gonna score a free kick

argentina’s cows are grumpy

okay but swiss cows...

swiss cheese is better with wine 🍷

messi’s gonna score a header

argentina’s knives are butter

okay but swiss army knives...

swiss cheese is better with bread

messi’s gonna score a penalty