en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zlatan_Ibrahimovi%C4%87

but he’s a foodie

wait what’s his favorite pizza

if it meant a goal

i’d let him kick me

legend

he once kicked a guy in training

haha

i’d trade all my money for his swagger

he’s been rich for years

like 200 mil?

wait what’s his net worth

if i had his face

i’d wear his haircut

he’s a style icon

looked like a mop

i tried to grow mine out

his hair is iconic

he’s out here breaking records

i’d retire at 30

still playing

wait what’s he doing now

i respect that energy

he once said he’s better than god

and then flex

he’d dunk on everyone

i’d love to see him in the nba

his confidence is unmatched

nah he’s just that good

🤖

or a robot