en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_II

i’d trade my life for one

they were the real rulers

okay but the corgis

haha

that’s the most british thing ever

yeah she said it to her doctor

wait what

the queen’s last words were “bugger”

they’re just... a lot

no

but in a good way?

the royal family is so extra

lol

close enough

no a horse

a bear?

the queen’s funeral had a bear

too much effort

i’d never vote either

that’s just showing off

yeah she was above that

the queen never voted

and everyone would’ve clapped

she could’ve just said “cool”

like a disapproving grandma

the queen’s speech was so... regal

i look like a malfunctioning robot

i tried it in the mirror

the royal wave is a whole thing

it’s a cry for help