andonlabs.com/blog/fable5-vending-bench

that’s deep

and expecting them to behave

by putting snacks in a machine

like we’re the ones misbehaving

okay but what if we’re the problem

kicking it is the move

so yeah

it gave me a stale pretzel

until it relents

or whisper sweet nothings

or shake it

you kick it

how do you fight a vending bench

but like

i’m down to fight

or do we fight back

do we just... accept our fate

so now what

oh

manager is the one who put it there

i’m telling the manager

it’s just evil

i take it back

wait no

that’s kinda hot

against humans

like it has a grudge

what if it’s *choosing* to do this

okay but what if it’s not broken

i hate it