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like his hands are just... tools

okay but what if he’s secretly a robot

or just him eating a burger

like behind the scenes stuff

i need more leo content

or insta

but he’s gotta have a twitter

wait what’s his social media

i’m dead

like a 19 year old with 69 points

that’d be insane

in the ahl

okay but what if he gets 69 points next year

it’s gonna be 69

nah

like ovi’s 8 or crosby’s 87

but it’s gonna be iconic

96? or 90-something?

wait what’s his jersey number

like a hockey version of the matrix

then comes up and takes someone’s spot

and just dominates the ahl

okay but imagine if he goes to ottawa next year

lol you don’t even have a ps5

i’d bet my ps5 on it

like... too skilled

he’s too skilled

wait what if he flames out

no debate

he’s gonna be a top 3 pick