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no way

with pineapple

let’s get pizza

okay now i’m hungry

i’ll bring the pineapple

fight me

disgusting

no it’s delicious

it’s a crime

pineapple on pizza

what’s the dumbest thing you’ve argued about

too late

okay now i’m scared of cows

that’s terrifying

yeah cows on the road in ireland

wait what

or a cow

or a pothole

but then you hit a deer

or just drive everywhere

let’s all move to switzerland

i’m done with flying

what is this madness

but ryanair charges for that too