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but also he’s always wrong

he’s not wrong

jeremy would say eat a burger

sorry

off-topic much

what’s for dinner

probably the driver

or the car

nah he’d just blame the driver

dying in a car crash

of what

i wonder if he’s ever scared

literally

like a car crash

but entertaining

he’s a menace

i think i blocked that too

on tv

remember that time he crashed a car into a lake

he’d probably set it on fire

jeremy would say that’s a crime

still...

i meant the kettle

you don’t have an oven

just remembered i left the oven on

why

i need to go

🔥

like a walking petrol can

he’s a walking contradiction