en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erling_Haaland

and fast

he’s just big

that’s not cool

wait what

i bet he’s got a tiny brain

lol

he could crush a skull with that

that’s a big foot

idk like 14

what’s his shoe size

he’s like a weird robot

it’s the weird angles

it’s not just sprinting

just imagine the sprint training

i wish i could run like that

he’s just good

who cares

i think it’s 5

nah 4

5 i think

what’s the most goals he’s scored in a game

like a guided missile

he’s just running into the net

i saw his training video

he’s a robot

nah it’s just talent

that’s the fuel

i bet he eats 10 chicken nuggets before games

sheffield united or something

like what