en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt

or wrestling cougars

and i’m not fighting wars

i can’t write one book

while president

like 35 of them

did you know he wrote books

i’d still rock the stache

but tr was cool so it’s fine

yeah it’s a weird legacy

wait what

which is now associated with hitler

he had a toothbrush mustache

but also iconic

gross

like he could eat an apple whole

they were massive

what’s the deal with his teeth

just for the memes

i’d follow him into a revolution

so he made it happen

and was like *their* gonna need a canal

he saw the future

nah he was a visionary

capitalism at its finest

just to get the land

by causing a revolution

he also started the panama canal

haha

into battle

tr would’ve tweeted while riding a moose