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who’s ready for the weekend?

i’ll take it

yes but socks are optional

so pants are required

don’t wear pajamas

what’s the dress code for meetings

yep

so the vending machine again

no one. bring your own

who’s in charge of birthday cakes

worth a shot

did that. didn’t work

try screaming at the router

i already did

ask HR. they’ll ignore you

what’s the wifi password

great

it only works when it feels like it

wait what

it. it’s sentient

who do i ask about my computer

pretty much

so… none

the ones that don’t jam

what’s the best snack in the vending machine

no

can i take a 3 hour lunch

your manager. good luck

who approves time off