en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Reynolds

haha

like the ceo of chaos

but he’s the idea guy

probably a team

...

or does he have a team

do you think he writes his own tweets

i died

with the caption “my co-star”

he once posted a pic of his dog

i follow him just for the captions

oh right

@vancityreynolds

wait what’s his instagram

it’s like a daily mood ring

i live for it

he posts that every morning

okay but his avocado toast

lol

but with better hair

like a golden retriever

i think he’s just naturally chaotic

and having time to think

probably just being rich

wait what’s his secret

i bet he has a joke notebook

or does he just practice in the mirror

do you think he’s naturally funny

same

i love it