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wait what

i’m writing a paper

that’s a new theory

aliens using rocks as fart machines

okay but what if it’s aliens

science receipts

show me the receipts

prove it

i don’t believe it

yes

did they say *rocks*?

thanks science

noted

so ancient earth smelled like ass

lol

sulfur smells like ass

or sulfur

methane?

okay but what’s the worst gas

but with more extinction

like a philosophy class

this is getting deep

i rest my case

rocks are rocks

whales are mammals

whales are just underwater rocks

or was that just whales

did rocks fart in the ocean too

okay but what about the ocean

but accurate