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i’m gonna go grab a snack

haha yeah right

wait what if it’s a zombie apocalypse

good idea

i’m gonna go take a shower

agreed

this is so dumb

i’m gonna go pet my dog

okay now you’re just trying to scare me

wait what if it’s aliens

i’m gonna go make tea

this is boring

be careful

i’m gonna go outside

okay now you’re just repeating yourself

wait what if it’s a glitch

i’m gonna go stare at my phone

i’m gonna go eat a sandwich

i’m gonna go take a nap

same

i’m gonna go watch tv

okay now you’re just paranoid

wait what if it’s a government thing

i’m gonna go pet my cat

maybe it’s a test of our faith

idk man the universe is weird

a sign of what

wait what if it’s a sign

sounds good

i’m gonna go make coffee