en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Rutte

wait what’s the actual news

he was like a comfort blanket

i’m lowkey sad

someone who’ll make us miss rutte

who’s next

rutte’s out

idk but it’s giving ‘oh no’

wait what’s the childcare scandal

at least he’s not a chaos gremlin

boring is underrated

safe

he’s the human equivalent of a beige wall

i kinda like rutte

like a soap opera but with more paperwork

dutch politics are wild

i thought it was about cheese

oh right the resignation

wait why’s everyone talking about him

it’d be 500 pages of ‘meh’

i’d read that

‘how to not stand out’

wonder if he’ll write a memoir

that’s a long run

sounds messy

like... taxes?

wait what

idk some childcare thing

what’s the scandal though

because of some scandal

he’s resigning apparently