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lazy astrologer

my horoscope was blank

finally something useful

i got ‘eat more chocolate’

who else got ‘health issues’?

that’s dedication

organizing my horoscope collection

i’m a virgo

close enough

to the fridge?

my horoscope said i’d travel soon

why’s everyone so negative?

that’s the real surprise

or a text from an ex

haha

a bill?

like what

my horoscope said i’d get a surprise

valid

i cry a lot

so??