nytimes.com/athletic/7397441/2026/07/08/bruno-guimaraes-arsenal-newcastle-transfer-news

did the match just end?

wait

...

haha

this is why i drink

same

me

who’s even watching this anymore

barely

nah they’ll survive

newcastle’s gonna get relegated

thought so

2-0 city

what’s the score now?

crying in their ale

newcastle fans when they lose

typical

city’s just running the clock

nope

did they just score again?

classic

arguing about football

this is fun though

who even cares

barely scraping by

they’re mid-table

no way

wait what