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what if they’re just really bad at timekeeping

no but like

haha

they’re just glowing all the time

that would explain the no sunrise

like... pure energy beings

wait what if the life there is made of light

unless they’re bioluminescent

so no plants

no natural day/night cycle

how would you even colonize that

no but seriously

and it’s always "meh"

wait what if it’s just a giant mood ring

that’s the pitch

that’s it

"come visit! no sunsets!" 😎

okay but imagine the tourism ads

and it’s just messing with us

what if the planet is sentient

or just narcissistic

that’s deep

and we’re just seeing our own light

wait what if it’s a giant mirror

with no life just reflections

it could be a giant disco ball

how would we even know

with really good lighting

maybe it’s just a rock

that’s a big assumption