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clacton’s just a mess

but with a tesco express

like a town that’s going nowhere

clacton’s got a weird future

but with more seagulls

like a bad investment

clacton’s just a cautionary tale

and it failed miserably

like the time they tried to build a theme park

clacton’s got a weird history

but with more chips

like a bad dream

that’s hard to explain

but you get used to it

like a bad smell

clacton’s got a weird charm

it’s a warning

clacton’s not a holiday

i need a holiday

and a lot of nostalgia

but with smartphones

like a town that’s stuck in the 80s

clacton’s got a weird energy

and a tesco express

that’s still running

and a ghost train

clacton’s got a pier though

i miss the sunshine

like a bad trip

clacton’s just a vibe