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this is a hill i will die on

yes

off-topic: anyone else hate pineapple on pizza

classic

but the black hole is the villain

Einstein Probe is the hero we don’t deserve

still fun to imagine

too far

haha

using black holes as weapons

wait what if it’s aliens

universe is judging us

off-topic: anyone else’s wifi slow

rip sparkly star

still gets eaten

in a way

so like a diamond?

mostly carbon and oxygen

wait what’s the white dwarf made of

black holes are just having a bad day

same

too busy existential dreading

no

off-topic: anyone watch the game

rip white dwarf again

we’re all just bits

lol

then the black hole is cheating

wait what if it’s a simulation

i need a detective hat