en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shapoor_Zadran

zadran zed-ran zed-ron

shapoor’s last name is hard to spell

haha

i’d get lost in it

like a mountain range

shapoor’s beard is legendary

it’s a vibe

shapoor does

who posts gym selfies at 3am

wait what

like gym selfies at 3am

he posts weird stuff

shapoor’s social media is gold

but he comes out in daylight

like a vampire

he’s a red ball specialist

shapoor’s pink ball record is trash

i’d take 2/3 every 3 overs

that’s the trade off

but he takes 2 wickets every 3 overs

shapoor’s economy is 8.23

because it’s beautiful

why are you comparing cricket to art

next to picasso’s weeping woman

i’d hang his action in a gallery

but art

ugly art

shapoor’s bowling is art

like virat kohli but with more hair loss

he roasts batsmen mid over