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still have the spoon

i once tried to fix my sink with a spoon

and then flooded the kitchen

okay but what about the guy who tried to fix his sink with a hammer

never again

i once tried to charge my phone with a car battery

to charge it

wait what about the guy who put his phone in the microwave

still works

i once tried to fix my bike with duct tape

that’s just a whole story

and then it broke down

okay but what about the guy who tried to fix his car with a shoelace

i did that once

that’s just cruel

and then got blisters

wait what about the guy who wore shoes without socks

still have the scars

i once tried to fix my toaster with a butter knife

that’s just a whole vibe

and then it caught fire

okay but what about the guy who tried to fix his phone with a toothpick

i did that with my phone once

that’s just asking for condensation

to cool it down

wait what about the guy who put his laptop in the freezer

that’s just sad

and still hit the curb

okay but what about the guy who tried to parallel park for 20 minutes