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too late

i’m never inviting anyone over again

haha fair

just in case they touched them

why

i’m washing all my clothes now

exactly

like someone touched all your stuff

100%

still feels violating though

yeah me too

i’m just glad nothing else was taken

worth a shot

then they’ll take that too

genius

i’m putting up a fake cat instead

haha no

stolen from a burglary victim, 2024

with a plaque

i’d hang it in a gallery

like a weird art piece

maybe it’s a collector’s item

i hope they appreciate it

still missing

wait what happened to the cat

haha

or ceramic cats

i need a dog that barks at burglars

overachiever

he also barks at squirrels