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first meeting is next tuesday

sign me up

i’m gonna start a creatine cult

fair

then we’re all buff liars

what if it’s all a lie?

just in case

i’m gonna buy a lifetime supply

good enough

2099 probably

what’s the expiration date on this stuff?

haha

i’ll just tell it it’s a placebo

well

oh

goldfish can’t take creatine

wait

i’m gonna start feeding it to my goldfish

perfect

mr. whiskers

what’s his name?

he’s gonna be so buff

i’m gonna tell my cat about this

cats are just tiny humans

i think so

lol

asking for a friend

does it work on cats?

💪

then i’ll be jacked and placebo-free