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oil crash

nah

war?

what's next

lol

oil's the new meme stock

haha true

mediators are clowns

this is getting ridiculous

oil down 5%

idk but it's funny

wait what

oil's gonna moon

war's coming

they're busy failing

someone call the mediators

oil down 4% now

okay then

worse

nfts?

lol no

crypto?

idk but it's not oil

what's the next big thing

oil's so 2010

exactly

nobody

good question

who even invests in oil anymore

rip my portfolio