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i regret nothing

it was delicious

i ate a whole cake at 3am

what’s the most forbidden thing you’ve ever done

into a bowl of cereal

i woke up and cried

it was very existential

what’s the most ridiculous dream you’ve had

it’s a mermaid with a foot fetish

that’s not a mermaid

so i can wear heels

but like

i wanna be a mermaid

haha

same thing

it’s a pirate with a sugar addiction

that’s not a pirate

a pirate who only eats candy

i wanna be a pirate

what’s your secret dream

anyway

i don’t know anymore

right?

it was just a dream though

i still remember the raven’s voice

it was very specific

with a talking raven

in a haunted garden

i dreamed i was a potato

i woke up with a craving