theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/10/missouri-state-of-emergency-floods

wait what's the state of emergency for

i guess

cows can float

i hope the cows are safe

they just chill

turtles are fine

but what about the turtles

ducks can swim

i wonder if the ducks are okay

snacks are important

or snacks

someone send them boats

wtf

like tornadoes then floods

missouri weather is wild

lol

but like... from here

wish i could help

flooding is no joke

hope they're okay

my cousin lives there

idk

haha yeah

roads washed out

like... how bad

wait what

state of emergency declared

damn

yeah severe storms

missouri is flooding huh