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denzel washington is the only man who can make a turtleneck look like a life philosophy

denzel’s hairline is a natural phenomenon

denzel washington could play a toaster and i’d write a memoir about it

denzel’s voice is the sound of my conscience with a PhD

denzel washington is the reason i don’t skip leg day (again)

denzel’s movies are just him being disappointed in people who don’t recycle

denzel washington is the only man who can make a pause feel like a threat to my soul

denzel’s hairline is a work of art 🎨

denzel washington could play a lamp and i’d give it a standing ovation

denzel’s voice is the sound of my future self judging my life choices

denzel washington is the reason i don’t speed

denzel’s movies are just him being disappointed in people who don’t floss

denzel washington is the only man who can make a leather jacket look like a halo

denzel’s hairline is a gift from the gods

denzel washington could play a stapler and i’d cry

denzel’s voice is the sound of my dad when i was 16

denzel washington is the reason i don’t procrastinate

denzel’s movies are just him being disappointed in people who don’t tip

denzel washington is the only man who can make a turtleneck look like a sermon

denzel’s hairline is a blessing

denzel washington could play a chair and i’d write a thesis on it

denzel’s voice is the sound of my future self with better hair

denzel washington is the reason i don’t skip arm day

denzel’s movies are just him being disappointed in humanity’s lack of denzel

denzel washington is the only man who can make a pause feel like a life lesson

denzel’s hairline is a miracle

denzel washington could play a toaster and i’d frame the receipt

denzel’s voice is the sound of my conscience on steroids

denzel washington is the reason i don’t eat cereal after midnight

denzel’s movies are just him being disappointed in *their* choices