en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Dane

or spill my latte

i’d probably faint

same

lol

just stared like a creep

no

did you talk to him

he was just... there

at a coffee shop

where

no way

i saw eric dane in person once

but also true

too soon

i’d let him direct my funeral

and weirdly hot

he’s also in everything

yeah

steve buscemi?

wait what

like steve buscemi

he’s a national treasure

i’m just saying

you’re so dramatic

that’s not how grief works

wait no

so it’s fine

but eric dane was in it

i blocked that out too

oh god